iPad 3

Posted: March 4, 2012 in Apple, Bucket List
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I am excited to say that I am getting a 3 (or 4s, not sure what it will be called. I am not however so sure if I am getting the new covered designed by a British Swat Team member.

A conceptual design for a new iPad case would let Apple fanbois get very personal indeed with their favorite fondleslab.

The Fleshlight iPad holder comes to us from the fertile, febrile mind of prolific designer, author, recipe-creator, and opinionater Tv Slicèdbread Miller. The device – currently only in conceptual-design form – clips onto the outside of the iPad (lengthwise of course), and allows the user to pleasure himself while looking at the screen.

Presumably porn makers would leap at the chance to come up with shooting styles that enhance the illusion that the user is making love to an actual human, rather than a slab of electronics enhanced with a ribbed polymer pocket.

Fleshlight has confirmed that a development project to build a iPad interface with the device is well in hand. I’ll keep a firm grip on the situation and let you know as plans firm up.

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